In a move that has surprised absolutely no one, but panicked everyone, the official uniform for 2026 has been changed from ‘pirate chic’ to ‘patented insulation.’ Shiver me timbers? No, actually… I am literally shivering! See you on the parade route. We will be the ones who look like fleece lined marshmallows with pirate hats. Take a look at this patent for Fleece Lined Leggings
